Behind the mask of the 3rd Line Escalation Engineer.

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• The 3rd Line Engineer will work for a high-growth, customer-centric, London-based tech business.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will earn 50,000+ p.a. plus benefits.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will enjoy a strong work/life balance culture and hybrid working.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will act as the escalation point for 1st and 2nd line teams.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will mentor more junior members of the service desk team.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will investigate and resolve complex software and hardware issues.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will assist the Project team with IT systems design and implementation.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will support the deployment of new systems, upgrades and migrations.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will administer servers, networks and cloud infrastructure.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will document system procedures, architecture and project plans.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will ensure IT systems are robust and free from security threats and vulnerabilities.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will foster a culture of first-class system performance tuning and optimisation.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will be comfortable with networking concepts and protocols.
• The 3rd Line Engineer will be up-to-date with the latest developments in Cloud infrastructure.

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