Cats and Junior Back End Engineers.

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• The Junior Back End Engineer will work for a fast-growing SaaS business in central London.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will earn up to £45,000 per annum, and potentially more for exceptional candidates.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will be comfortable with hybrid working on a 4+1 basis.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will be part of a strong work/life balance culture.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will be familiar with the C# .NET ecosystem.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will have some understanding of Typescript, HTML and CSS.
• The Junior Back End Engineer uses GitHub.
• The Junior Back End Engineer loves to write clean and maintainable code.
• The Junior Back End Engineer writes code that is performant over large datasets.
• The Junior Back End Engineer knows about SQL, AWS, Python and Powershell.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will enjoy huge amounts of ownership and autonomy.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will refactor existing code to improve application performance.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will contribute to the analysis, troubleshooting and resolution of technical issues.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will work closely with the product team to translate business requirements into technical solutions.
• The Junior Back End Engineer will stay up-to-date with the latest industry trends and cutting-edge technology.

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