Why this Claude powered Senior Python Developer position is like ballet.

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• The Full Stack Engineer will work for a fast-paced software business.
• The Full Stack Engineer will earn £90,000 per year plus benefits.
• The Full Stack Engineer will enjoy remote working (staggered working hours).
• The Full Stack Engineer will not just use AI tools but actually build with them.
• The Full Stack Engineer will integrate cutting-edge LLM workflows.
• The Full Stack Engineer will build AI-powered product features.
• The Full Stack Engineer will develop front end solutions using React, Typescript, NextJS.
• The Full Stack Engineer will build scalable back end systems in Python / Django.
• The Full Stack Engineer will architect and deploy infrastructure on AWS.
• The Full Stack Engineer will collaborate closely with international teams to ship rapidly.
• The Full Stack Engineer will optimise performance, security and scalability across the stack.
• The Full Stack Engineer will leverage AI-assisted development workflows.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be familiar with the PostgreSQL database ecosystem.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have a good understanding of the AWS ecosystem.
• The Full Stack Engineer will use version control systems e.g. Git.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be comfortable with CI/CD pipelines.

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